February 17th, 2010 -
The latest installment of CTX has been announced and I think that we have found a movie where the director looked into the future, saw that there would one day be a rag-tag bunch of jerk-offs who put something together called Cadaver Trax, and made this movie solely for their pleasure…
The Movie is:
Here is a little snippet from the man himself… Ferguson:
“hey kids… you’re not gonna believe what i found in here…”
NIGHT OF THE DEMONS (1988)
one of the finest cinematic achievements of all time.
starring…
who cares, Stooge if funny as shit and you get to see lipstick tit stabbing.
due date is March 19th
do as you see fit!
January 15th, 2010 -
Last time you heard the Cadaver Lab Podcast, there were some questions left unanswered. That’s what this State of the Podcast is for! This is a short statement which hopefully answers everybody’s questions.
If, for some reason, all of your questions were not answered, shoot me an email at mike@cadaverlab.com or call in a voicemail at 206-339-2730.
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January 2nd, 2010 -
As Ferguson, who is huddled by his fireplace in a nutsack-freezing mountain town nestled somewhere in the Wasatch mountains, is putting the final touches on December’s CTX, From Dusk Till Dawn, he has given us the word as to what the next CTX will be.
Starring Marsellus Wallace and some kid that was in a movie that had Michael Jackson turning into a spaceship, who then blasted his way back to his home planet (you don’t really think he’s dead… do you?); The People under the stairs tells the story of a young woman’s journey of sexual self-discovery in the prairie while at odds and the puritanical lifestyle of the townsfolk and the lack of any eligible males (except for the kid who had the jumpiest frog in Calivarous County. Wait… That was Little House on the Prairie… This movie is just like Little House except for instead of Michael Landon, the father figure is played by the creepy dude who was the werewolf in The Silver Bullet…
Anyway, watch The People Under the Stairs while recording your thoughts. Send the audio file that you have created to ferguson@cadaverlab.com… or use a service such as the one found at sendspace.com (or email mike@cadaverlab.com if you need help).
This CTX is due January 31, 2010!
October 30th, 2009 -
As Ferguson’s evil mind is gathering and putting together the submissions for CTX II: Tamara, the next Cadaver Trax has been announced!
We will be adding our Cadaver flair to Lucio Fulci’s zombie classic Zombi 2!
Questions? Email ferguson@cadaverlab.com or mike@cadaverlab.com.
This will be due Nov 21st!
October 11th, 2009 -
It has just come to my attention that Tamara, the current movie that we’re watching for Cadaver Trax, is available for free to watch on Hulu.com!
This means that even if you don’t have the DVD or a Netflix account, you should definitely be checking this out!
Watch it HERE:
October 7th, 2009 -
Cadaver Trax: House of the Dead is all but posted! Can’t thank Ferguson enough for taking on this monumental task! As Ferguson promised, the movies from here on out will be available on Netflix Instant. So, next up… Tamara from 2005 (little hint… Tamara is hot!). Here is a synopsis:
Tamara is a girl who didn’t quite fit in. Tamara is constantly picked on and when a couple of friends plays a joke on Tamara, it leads to her death. The friends bury her tries to make it seem that Tamara ran away. But all is not forgotten. Tamara reutrns as a sexy seductress and plans her revenge. (due to witchcraft). Well like they say: Karma’s a bitch.
I hope that everyone will record their commentary for this flick, then send the file to Ferguson@cadaverlab.com.
Any questions? Shoot me or Ferguson an email at mike@cadaverlab.com or ferguson@cadaverlab.com.
September 23rd, 2009 -
As announced in Episode 41, we’re taking on a new activity in Cadaver Trax. What is Cadaver Trax you ask? Well, let me tell you. Ever heard of Riff-Trax? Well, this is very similar, except it is you that gets to create your own commentary for a horror movie! What you do, is watch a predetermined flick and record some commentary as you watch it. You send in your file to Ferguson at ferguson@cadaverlab.com and he’s going to compile and edit all of our tracks and we will release it as a whole package!
Ferguson has given us some guidelines:
- a single audio file. multiple files will be impossible to sync up and just cause me nothing
but headaches.
- give some cues as you go along, call out the time, or something happening on screen at
some random moments. mostly at the beginning, once it’s set up it should be synced just
fine.
- go ahead and give your name at the beginning, and if you feel so inclined a shameless
self promotion as the credits roll.
- just be aware that if you ramble for a long uninterrupted time, then either it will be cut
up into a smaller portion or cut altogether to get as many people in.
- have fun with it, be creative! don’t just try to wow everyone with your hilarious banter
(though if you feel up to it, please wow my pants off. please, they are rather constricting),
but maybe you’ll want to be serious and dissect the scenes and give important insight
or do something totally unexpected and original. the more individuality that everyone
puts into this the more fun the final product will be!
As for the first movie, it will be House of the Dead directed by Uwe Boll. Hopefully it will spark some discussion! Make sure to have your commentary recorded and sent to ferguson@cadaverlab.com by Oct 1, 2009!
