Episode 22: Cold As Shit

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What is more appropriate at this chilly time of year than to discuss films that take place in cold and isolated environments? Sam and Mike tackle three films; The Last Winter 2006, 30 Days of Night 2007, and John Carpenter’s The Thing 1982. We discuss why this setting lends itself well for horror films as well as our thoughts on good ways and bad ways to express political opinions via film.

We also get our first entry to the “Imitate Sam” contest. You’re guaranteed to laugh your ass off when you hear this.

Lastly, this week we take a step back and play some guilty pleasures for the musical selections…

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  • The Last Winter (2006)
    This was a tough movie for both Sam and me. While the acting was good, the characters were good, and there was a some real suspense, we felt like the director had a message that he wanted to share. The problem wasn’t with the message, it was with how it was delivered.

    30 Days of Night (2007)
    A Sam Raimi produced vampire film, 30 Days of Night makes the sometimes frilly undead scary again. A unique interpretation of the vampire, these guys are nothing but animals.

    John Carpenter’s The Thing (1982)
    What is better than a furry Kurt Russel and an irritated Wilford Brimley? Set in a remote Antarctic snowdrift, this film has many characteristics that makes an awesome horror film. Some of these characteristics are being in a remote area, bleak weather conditions, violence, gore, suspense, paranoia and all the sausage you can eat.

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    Episode 21: Sci-Fi Horror

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    This week Mike and Sam discuss a few selections that fall into the genre of Sci-Fi Horror. We realize that this topic is not the most unique, but we put our spin on the topic. We review Galaxy of Terror 1981, Event Horizon 1997, and the classic Alien 1979.

    In this episode, Sam gets called a name that he just can’t seem to die and a flame-war is started with another podcast… kind of.

    Don’t forget about our “Impersonate Sam” contest. We have an awesome prize package for the the person who calls our voicemail with the best impression of Sam!

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  • Galaxy of Terror (1981)
    We actually disagreed on our reviews of this flick. We both agree that it was a cheesy 80’s Sci-Fi flick with poor acting and terrible special effects, but one of us was just in a better mood that day!

    Event Horizon (1997)
    One of the creepiest films that we have reviewed to date, Event Horizon is part Alien and part Hellraiser… though not as good as either. However, we both feel that this flick has enough to stand on its own and entertain.

    Alien (1979)
    Do I even have to say anything about this one? Arguably the best Sci-Fi horror film ever made, Sam and Mike kiss this film’s butt for about 15 minutes.


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    Episode 20: Repo! The Genetic Opera

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    This week we discuss Repo! The Genetic Opera. A film starring Paul Sorvino, Anthony Head, and Sarah Brightman. This is a little bit different than the flicks that we typically talk about. A musical in the vein of Sweeny Todd or The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Repo is filled with great visuals and a very unique storyline.

    We didn’t think we were going to get a show out this week, but the stars aligned and we were able to put a shorter episode together. I will say though, that since Repo was such a good flick, we had a lot to talk about.


    Repo! The Genetic Opera (2008)
    We were pleasantly surprised to catch this gem. Stunning visuals, gory effects, disturbing situations, and great music set this film apart from many of the movies that came out in 2008.

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    Episode 19: Love Your Junk

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    Here it is… The show that made both of us blush. We present the “Love Your Junk” episode and discuss Days of Darkness, Beyond Reanimator, and Teeth. This is actually a longer-episode (Around 1 hour 49 minutes) because of the catching up we had to do for taking last week off for the holidays.

    Steve from the Bonehand podcast (http://www.bonehand.com) provides us with some thematically-relevant music. We also are spotlighting JAFMP and The Midnight Podcast by playing their promos. Both great shows that we all should be listening to.

    This episode comes with a warning… If it can make Sam and Mike blush, you know something is wrong… very wrong!

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    Days of Darkness (2007)
    When I watch a movie, I would like it to include good dialog, decent acting, and an exciting storyline. Well, this movie had none of them. When a piece of graffiti is the highlight of a film, you know it sucks.

    Beyond Reanimator (2003)
    Dr. Herbert West is back to his old tricks as a resident doctor visits Dr. West in the prison where he has been serving for 13 years. Is this as deep as the original Reanimator? Does this film add anything unique to the original Reanimator Mythos? The answer to both questions is “No”, but this is one helluva fun ride!

    Teeth (2007)
    Um… Well you see… A… You’re just going to have to listen to the show to get our opinions about this one. This one left us speechless!

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    Episode 18: The Christmas Show

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    Sam and Mike ring in the holidays by presenting the Cadaver Lab Christmas Show! We review and discuss A Christmas Evil, Black Christmas, and Jack Frost. We also have a couple of weird-ass Christmas Carols to share. Last, but not least, find out what the difference is between Snow Men and Snow Women.


    Christmas Evil (1980)
    What happens when Santa treats your mom’s leg like a cat scratching post? You go Nuckig Futs and take the persona of Santa yourself! Watch as Harry starts making his list, checking it twice… or in real-life terms, becomes a crazy child-stalker. Sam and I disagree a little on the worth of this film, but both of us agree that it is a weird trip.

    Black Christmas (1974)
    Arguably the first American Slasher film, Black Christmas stars a drunken Lois Lane and teaches us how to prank call the right way. Following what has become the typical slasher formula, Black Christmas sets up the potential deaths and makes sure to knock them down.

    Jack Frost (1996)
    Maybe belonging on the “So Bad It’s Good” episode, this flick is filled with cheesy one-liners, blood and guts, and carrots in suspicious locations. Obviously made to be corny, Jack Frost will keep you laughing…unless you’re hoping for a straight-up horror flick. In that case you’re about to be pissed off!

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    Episode 17: Horror Action

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    Mike and Sam discuss Horror Action in this episode. We discuss and review Underworld, Constantine, and End of Days. This is a special episode because apparently we forgot to take our meds before we started recording and there are some strange results.


    Constantine (2005)
    In a film based on the Hellblazer comic, Keanu Reeves plays John Constantine. Constantine is a force for good in the battle between Heaven and Hell. When the balance between good and evil threatens to break, it is only Constantine who can reset the balance. Oh yeah… we hate Gavin Rossdale.

    End of Days (1999)
    Watch as the world’s fate rests solely in the hands of the Governator. Take a trip with Arnold to a time when Y2K was on our minds and we were all worried, with good reason as this movie illustrates, about Satan coming back to kick our asses!

    Underworld (2003)
    Don’t get Sam started. He loves this movie for one reason and one reason only… Kate Beckinsale!!! This is the epitome of horror and action combined the right way. Werewolves, Vampires, intrigue, conspiracy, death, mayhem, and a big black guy with his shirt off… What else can you ask for?

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    Episode 16: Unconventional Vampires

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    Sam and Mike explore three films that add a twist to the conventional Vampire legend. We discuss Martin from 1977, Let the Right One In from this year, and Lifeforce from 1985. We also go over listener feedback and discuss a brand new novella by Keith Latch called Sleepwalkers (http://keithlatch.wordpress.com). We also discuss a couple of ideas that we can all use to relieve some stress and get a laugh! Hope you enjoy it! Oh… and one last thing, we screw up the band’s name on a tune we play. We said it was Tort… but it was actually Tortured Consience. Sorry!!!

    Martin (1977)
    Martin is a dark look into either the psyche of a deranged killer, or into the life of a real-life vampire. John Amplas delivers a stunning performance of the most awkward vampire to grace the screen. Sam and I actually have different views as to what is going on in this flick. It is filmed in such a way that discussion will be sparked! A great watch!

    Let the Right One In (2008)
    A very uncomfortable film to watch, Let the Right One In actually affects the viewer with the topics discussed and one of the biggest shockers ever put to film. Set in the cold north of Sweden, this film shows what goes on with the whitest people on the planet! An intellectual film, many topics are explored…even topics that made Sam and I very uncomfortable.

    Lifeforce (1985)
    A break from the dark and deep films that we discuss in this episode, Lifeforce is a fun tale about Space Vampires and their quest to take over the world. Filled with gore, zombies, and boobies, this film shows how dangerous a female can really be!

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    Episode 15: Johnny Depp is Scary

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    Sam and Mike are determined to prove that Johnny Depp is scary as they discuss The Ninth Gate, Sleepy Hollow, and From Hell. We also prove that maybe some of the censored comments on previous shows are warranted. We shall see, however… Remember to be careful for what you wish for! As always we go over some user emails and voicemails. Sam goes off on somewhat of a rant and we even have a follow-up email from JAFMP’s Stephen.


    Sleepy Hollow (1999)
    Based on the Washington Irving story, Sleepy Hollow takes us to upstate New York for a supernatural murder-mystery. This film treats us to one of Tim Burton’s best with great atmosphere and visuals.

    From Hell (2001)
    Another murder-mystery, this film treats us to a dramatization of one of the many theories of who Jack the Ripper was and why he committed the murders that he did in the way he did. Another moody film, the film exposes the seedy underbelly of a slum in London in 1888. This story has many layers and is one of the most interesting stories ever put to film.

    The Ninth Gate (1999)
    Based on the novel El Club Dumas by Reverte, this film explores how far some are willing to go to satisfy an obsession. The obsession in question here is Satan. The third mystery story for this episode and one of Mike’s favorite films of all time, The Ninth Gate has murder, intrigue, and butt-tatoos.

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    Episode 14: So Bad it’s Good!

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    After missing a week of recording we’re back to bring you a show that features films whose main draw is their campiness or straight-up ridiculousity (yes… these films warranted making a word up). This week we discuss Head of the Family, Night of the Demons, and The Toxic Avenger.

    There were so many films that we could have chosen for this show. There is even a controversy on whether or not one of these films actually belongs in this category at all.

    We also go over some feedback and some very disturbing news from Stephen at JAFMP.com.

    Head of the Family (1996)
    While this film is probably not as popular as the other two flicks that we discuss in this episode, this movie delivers on all aspects of a movie that is so bad it’s good. This flick is about a family of freaks and what happens when you try to get greedy and take advantage of them.

    Night of the Demons (1999)
    Most likely a more popular film than Head of the Family. This movie stars scream queen great Linnea Quigley. When ten teenagers looking to party in an abandoned and posessed house, they unknowingly let an ancient demon free. Who will survive? By the way, there is one hell of a freaky scene involving lipstick and a boob. Trust me… you need to see it!

    The Toxic Avenger (1984)
    Sucked from the brain of Lloyd Kaufman’s sick mind, this Troma film really delivers on the campiness and humor. Some of the scenes and characters that exist in this film are unbelievably bad…and good… at the same time. Over-acting, gore, comedy, nudity, and cheese abound in this cult classic.

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    Episode 13: Horror in the Public Domain

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    Public Domain: A creative work is said to be in the public domain if there are no laws which restrict its use by the public at large. For instance, a work may be in the public domain if no laws establish proprietary rights over the work, or if the work or its subject matter are specifically excluded from existing laws

    Sam and Mike discuss the state of horror in the public domain as well as discuss some of the ways that a person can obtain films, books, and music that resides in the public domain.

    We, as usual, go over some feedback (including an email that made Mike and Sam blush) and discuss plans for our “Love Your Junk” campaign.

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    Bad Taste (1987)
    Long before hairy-footed midgets and magical elves, there were brain-hatches and lime-green gruel-throw up. Peter Jackson’s quirky gore-fest delivers on the laughs and campy goodness. This low-budget flick combines an interesting plot with sickening gore-effects. Download it HERE!

    The Satanic Rites of Dracula (1973)
    A Hammer horror film in the most classic sense, this film stars Christopher Lee as Dracula and Peter Cushing as Lorrimer Van Helsing (an ancestor of Abraham Ven Helsing). The plot takes an apocalyptic turn as Dracula has had it with his state of being. Download this film HERE!

    Deep Red (1975)
    Another Argento masterpiece! With the Goblins checking in with the musical score, this film is reminiscent of Suspiria (though Suspiria came out 2 years after) with its stylish cinematography and suspensful delivery. This film is one of the best murder-mysteries ever put to film. Download this film HERE!

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